Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas and Illustration Friday

Merry Christmas to what few read this blog. This was my Christmas card for the year and since Illustration Friday's word is Winter it seemed fitting to post.
Betcha he has a warm neck.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Illustration Friday - Mail

I recently came across Ilustration Friday and think it's a fun idea. The word for this week is mail. Instead of going with something Christmas related I tried something different, such as space! Drawn on an envelope as well!
Rain, sleet, snow, or the occassional meteror shower - the mail will be on time.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


In the Little Orphan Annie comics the characters' eyes always creeped me out. They were white, emotionless circles that stared into your soul. Annie also always went into slums and dangerous venues without actually getting hurt. I bet this was one of her special defense skills so nobody would hurt her. Really, how else could you not be bothered when you're a red head wearing a red dress in the middle of some crime ridden area?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Neon Colored Sweatsuit

A friend of mine had this gag idea where I'd draw his character in a putrid, neon colored 80's aerobics outfit doing some crazy workout move. I made him a pixel animation, which in turn led to me getting carried away and making a few more. Thanks a lot.


I could never understand how people found those outlined boob outfits and the wearing of underwear on the outside of the suit the least bit attractive.

Sunday, November 21, 2010


I ordered my 360 from Gamestop as my Christmas present this year. They had a bundle set that came with the system and two games - Forza Motorsports 3 and Allan Wake. The great thing about the internet though is that coupon codes do exists and in a strange way it's fun to see which ones actually work. I perused coupon sites and found this shown in the comic and decided to try it. Unfortunately and not surprisingly though it did not apply to consoles, gift cards, or anything, you know, would be worth having a discount on. The one code for free shipping though did work so I saved on that one.

Speaking of 360 games. Don't you hate it when you get something when it comes out and they suddenly have it cheaper if not a couple of months later? In my case I bought Mushihimesama Futari, the first print, for around $76 when Play-Asia had it. That was back in October. Now they've released the Platinum Edition of the same game and almost everyone assumed it would not be region free because it's extremely uncommon, if ever, for something like that to still be region free. Well, it's region free now - and also only $34. Seriously? Wow. About the only thing I can brag about, which is kinda nice, is that mine is an original first print.

Monday, November 15, 2010


I remember this stupid dance during the intro of Johnny Bravo. That was a great show. Latte, the bunny, is doing it ALL WRONG.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Internet - BORING?

This applies predominately to art websites, such as Deviant Art, but can apply to just about any website that includes a search function or random browsing. I'm probably just a bit picky, but why shouldn't I be?
In my defense it was a shirt that was shrinking at the bottom, my chest was too large for it, and I don't have a washboard body.

Monday, October 25, 2010

I Can't Play It

I did this exact same thing when I waited to get a PS2 for Christmas. I'll be waiting to get a 360 at Christmas this year as well because there are sometimes better deals around that time.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Pet Peeves: Ellipsis Abuse

It's also supposed to be ellipsis and not ellipses, which is plural. Yes, you may make fun of me, but please, oh, please don't abuse using ellipsis.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010


Food mascots are always on drugs if you think about it. Just watch the Trix rabbit as he pursues the color and fruit flavored laced cereal as if it his sole purpose for living. Sonny for Cocoa Puffs is just as bad if not worse. He doesn't have to fight to get his fix, but whenever he tries to stay away from his addiction he's reminded of it and goes mad from it. Toucan Sam is nearly as bad since he's always following his nose trying to seek out the fruity... oh, I'm sorry,  frooty cereal he desires. Tony doesn't do drugs, but I always envisioned him as being a juicer for some reason. And as for Chester, maaaaaaan, there's something in those cheese puffs that make them addictive. Anybody could get fat on those.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Suggestive Sales

I had this question on application I was filling out and I contorted the meaning of suggestive which resulted in this comic. The way all these companies make you fill out applications online is so impersonal anymore and then when you make it to an interview they ask the same questions instead of trying to figure out if you're capable of working. At the last interview I had they asked me to describe myself with three words. What am I supposed to say to that? Valiant, charming, and strong? Or perhaps sarcastic, cynical, and demeaning would be a good one. For those wondering, I said I was determined, polite, and focused. No, I didn't get the job.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dumb Moments

So during my first conversation with a girl I know she told me she smelled something like her computer burning and asked me to wait for her to check what was wrong. She came back and told me she had a blonde moment even though she isn't blonde and the smell was actually a skunk outside her window. Ah, the wonders of living out in the country.

I've had a few stupid moments like this before. Granted they weren't smell related and I didn't get down close to a computer to sniff it, but they were rather dumb. Probably one of the funniest was when I couldn't figure out why my car wouldn't drive while I was in it until my little sister pointed out I hadn't even started it yet. Or worse yet when you end up running around all over in search of some item to find out you had been holding it the entire time - everyone seems guilty of that at least once.

Saturday, September 11, 2010


I like to doodle out random stuff in my sketchbook when I want to try different coloring techniques or just try to get my creative groove on.
Props to those who can guess all the game characters in this.

Friday, September 10, 2010


Think back to when you were around three years old. What was the easiest thing for you to draw? Simple shapes, such as circles, squares, and lines. Now think about the easiest way to portray a person using nothing but those shapes. Of course, stickmen! Stickmen are by far one of the most expressive and easiest ways of portraying a human character. Even cavemen of the past drew them on the walls as a simple way to tell a story about their success with hunting or a family timeline. Nowadays the stickman is obviously used for humor, no doubt about that.

Take a look at LOL Comics for instance. It uses nothing but simple drawings and stickmen to achieve some of the most sidehurting humor I've ever read. Next to that you have XKCD which doesn't even show facial expressions yet you still understand exactly what emotion is being portrayed within the joke.

When I was little I made pictures using the same sort of simplified expression through body language with jots and tiddles. They were mostly of amusement parks as I had mentioned in an earlier post. I wanted to show what those pictures looked like, but I can't seem to find my old artwork anywhere at the moment, so here's a poor example of what it would look like.
Also around that time I made flipbooks with stickmen as well. There is nothing easier than animating a stickman, seriously. Unless you can't draw a stickman without a ruler there's no reason you can't make stickmen cartoons.
It's so simple to draw them you could turn it into a stress reliever.
Heck, just go bonkers if you'd like.
Just don't wear yourself out.

Ending notes: For those who want to try making these I use Easy Toon which you can acquire here.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Pixel Art

When I really young I thought I wanted to create videogames. Most guys probably thought they could do this when they were younger as well. Unfortunately for me I didn't grow up with computers at my disposal to grasp the understanding of how games were even made. I remember at one time my family had a Commodore 64 that had the big keyboard, a joystick, and even the printer. The only problem was that it had no manual since we bought it from somebody else and the only thing I really knew how to do on it was load games and make text documents to print out from the dot matrix printer that sounded like an industrial meat grinder. The closest I think I ever got to making a game was when I was at a friend's house and we found out he had the program ZZT for his DOS computer. The program didn't exactly teach me how to create a game, so to speak, but I learned how to make some rather awesome(or stupid) graphics for the rooms in our creation. That's when I realized I actually really enjoyed creating graphics a lot more than figuring out how to make the things move or work properly.

Years later when I was around fifteen years old, I believe, I borrowed a book out of the library on C++ programming. That was definitely not something you just handed in book form to a teenager and expected him to learn how to do it. I had barely even fully grasped how to use everything in Windows at that time so reading through a book explaining how to create class codes, placement of data, and compiling it all together boggled my mind. I stuck to drawing instead, but I still enjoyed how graphics in games were made.

When I first started out with pixel work most of it involved editing and combing already made sprites to make them funnier. I vividly remember one of the first ones I did involved Sonic the Hedgehog throwing a hadouken like Sakura from Street Fighter.
I thought it was pretty funny at the time. Then for kicks I took my favorite character from Waku Waku 7 and made him look like a disco star.
Yeaaaaah, take that Saturday Night Fever!

As time went on I found that I enjoyed animating a bit more than just working on pixel work. The first time I got a wacom tablet and found out about Easytoon I got carried away very quickly. One of the first pixel based animations I made using that program that I felt very accomplished with was for when I acquired a Dreamcast for the first time.
I think I'll make a post about nothing but animations I did with Easytoon later on as showing all the fun I've had with it in just this post would be a long and graphic intensive read. Back on subject though.

The more I worked on animations done with pixels the more I wanted to try making them in color and full detail. I spent a good six hours, yes, six HOURS, working on one animation in full detail.
Creating it was a lot of work, but the gratification of making something so large and detailed move was well worth it. I was so impressed with how well this turned out at the time that I wanted to try creating my own graphics for a fighting game using MUGEN. The first character I tried designing was this girl who was supposed to be like a SEGA mascot. She was known as Sega Gal, which the more I think about it sounds really lame.
I look at this now and now remember why I studied anatomy so much when learning to draw better. Aside from that though I never did finish this character to make her in a game. I finished her walk cycle and a punch attack, if I remember correctly. I eventually pushed the project to the side because I didn't enjoy how she was turning out. It was a long time before I picked up doing pixel work after I tried this project, but I'll save that for a later post.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Fitting In

This is actually a fairly good example how I feel around other people where I live. Most of the things I like are very niche genre. I like different music, I'm very particular about what type of art I gravitate towards, and in general I would consider myself a bit unique. Everyone is unique though. Unlike a large majority of people though I don't try to fit in by liking the same things as everyone else.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Being Big, New Clothes

When I was little my dad told me I was so trim and cut that you could see every muscle in my body twitching when I moved. Since we lived in the mountains of New York at the time I did nothing but run around outside and climb rock cliffs for fun. As I became older though and we moved to Virginia I had a whole lot less to do, no places to go, and most of my hobbies and activities became more sedentary. I became, as my mom described, very puffy. I didn't feel sick or lethargic from it though, just self conscious because my family picked at me for it. Later on I took tae kwon do as part of phys. ed. and after about two years I was slim and trim again. The bad part is that I felt sickly and always tired because I evidently didn't eat enough. After a while I just decided to eat a whole lot more and work out more vigorously doing much of the same things I learned while in tae kwon do. That same year I also bought heavier dumbells to do some basic weight training and I also started studying more physical exercises that didn't require weights, such as hindu push ups. After a couple months I noticed something disappointing...
I really liked that shirt. :(
Needless to say I was rather miffed over the fact my favorite shirt no longer fit, but I was rather impressed that I gained that much muscle mass around my arms for that to happen. I eventually went out shopping for new clothes at one of my favorite stores, Eddie Bauer. What I found out though is that because I'm short for a guy, that being 5' 8", but as broad as somebody who would generally be taller, I had a bit of difficulty finding clothes that fit the way I wanted.
I have this thing with long sleeved, button up shirts where I like to fold the arms up because the weather is fickle and can become excrutiatingly warm even though it was quite cool earlier in the day. Mom always told me it's because I'm part German and like to keep my sleeves tidy. Anyway, with short sleeved button up shirts the sleeves fly off the sides like little wings for some reason and it gets on my nerves. I eventually found that polo shirts fit me very well. I suppose this might be why rugby players wear them all the time. Later on I did find a new favorite shirt at Wal-Mart of all places. That didn't last though...

What's somewhat shocking about this is that this was an XL shirt from Wal-Mart. You know, that store that sells larger clothing, usually. I still wear this shirt, but I have to fold the sleeves up or I can't move my arms at all. This once again gave me reason to go out in search of some newer long sleeved shirts for the oncoming cooler months. I went to the Wrangler store at the Williamsburg Outlet Mall because they tend to have a lot of clothing I like on sale. I found this really nice plaid, size XL shirt that I wanted. I tried it on and found...
that I now need to buy XXL shirts to fit my chest and shoulders. Either the fashion industry has changed their standards for sizes and want people to be flat and weak looking or I've just acquired that much bulk to need bigger clothing. What's somewhat amusing is that the Big & Tall store was right across the hall from the Wrangler store. It's like it was laughing at me because it wants me to need to buy clothing from their store. I'm not quite that big, yet, so mock me all you want Big & Tall. I'm not ready for your clothes.
Time to clean out old clothes.

Since we're on the subject or large statures I'd like to mention that some cars were definitely not made for people with wider shoulders. A proper example would be my dad's car, a 1995 Geo Metro.
Dad fits fine in it as he is built like a bike racer, all legs and no upper body. Whenever I have to drive it I feel like a little kid inside a go-kart at one of those putt putt golf and games places. This issue doesn't just apply to me though. Whenever my family decides to all go somewhere together it's a dreadful(yet amusing) experience since my sisters and I will all sit in the back seat of our 2008 Scion xB. It's a wonderful car to ride in as long as you're only carrying four people or four big people and one skinny twig. But in our case it is not comfortable at all.
I can't even begin to imagine if I had to fit that many people in my 1994 Suzuki Sidekick. That will probably never happen though, thankfully.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Videogames are like Drugs?

My mom likes to play Dr. Mario on her laptop. But because the screen is small and many times she's not wearing her contacts or glasses she'll hunch over it and look like some drug addict trying to find his line of cocaine in a dimly lit room.
 I have the original OLD Nintendo system and game on the larger TV in the living room if she wanted to play it more easily, but instead she just hunches over her laptop playing the pill game looking like some addict getting his fix. I'm equally just as bad I must admit though. If there's a Tetris game around, my mind will tell me it wants to have a whirl at it. It's even been proven that Tetris has interesting effects on the mind the longer you play it.

If I can't have my Tetris fix I'll try other games to appease my addiction, but in some cases overdosing has occurred...
I'm suffering from cold sweats so it's time to end this. WHERE'S MY TETRIS?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Planned Careers

Have you ever noticed how a lot of parents seem to pressure their kids into going with careers they may not even enjoy, let alone be skilled at? I never was, but that might be why I'm not making loads of money, buying fancy sports cars, learning how to trade stocks, and being a general snob about it. To be honest I don't have a real job since freelance work is not steady at all, but that's why I make comics because it makes people smile and putting smiles on peoples' faces is fun. Now if I were only a dentist and being paid to say that.

Regarding the subject of planned careers, a friend of my sister's lived in Germany when she was little. She even went to the German school for a couple of years. According to her it wasn't a bad school. She learned to speak basic German while going there. But because she was a foreigner she was unable to really fit in fully. Why? From what she told us in Germany being that they have, more or less, a socialist system of teaching where you were in a way destined to be placed into a certain field of learning for what career they deemed you would be skilled in. She was destined to not stay in Germany thus not fitting in with any of the cliques of children who knew what careers they were going to be pursuing. Now I don't know how true any of this is since I've never lived in Germany at all, but the entire concept of deeming what a child's skill will be by a certain age seems a bit hasty and harsh considering most people don't figure out what they really like to do till later in life.

I still don't know what I want to do with mine. When I was really little I went to Cedar Point and witnessed the wonders of roller coasters. My mind instantly told me, "Yes, roller coasters are a truely amazing creation and you should create them" Being the inspired six year old that I was I attempted to create them, on paper.

Unfornately that's about all the further I got with it. I could only draw stickmen in theme parks in vain hope of one day creating roller coasters. The reason being is that I eventually learned how much work went into engineering one of the contraptions. My mind is definitely not geared towards doing math and having to use that much math to design a roller coaster would more than likely get me sent to a psycho ward screaming, "PI! PI! PI! IT MAKES THINGS LOOP-DE-LOOP! PI PI PI! SPIN! CORKSCREW! MUWAHAHAHA!" and I would never be allowed to step near a roller coaster ever again. I stuck to drawing them instead.

(On a side note, years later my dream did come true and the PC game Roller Coaster Tycoon was created. I still play the first and second one to this day.)

Back on subject. The fact that Germany supposedly tries to figure out what a child should do by the time they reach a certain age it made me wonder how exactly they do figure it out other than by their testing scores. It occurred to me that maybe they start observing them as babies and give them a game of some sort to see how well the perform while playing with it. Perhaps the put the shapes into the slot game would be a proper way?

Here we can observe the average baby learning from trial and error. We can assume by this that he will become an average citizen and perhaps succeed in a career such as a nurse, a dental assistant, or maybe even a stock broker.
Next we have the baby who obviously has a much higher IQ and prefers things to be done properly and effeciently. From this observation we can assume he will more than likely be technical and engineer cars, create architecture that defies physics, and possibly create roller coasters. I'm envious.
This baby right here is a hard one to figure out. Physically he's stronger and larger than the other babies. Heck, this one already has hair on his head! He wants things done HIS way and he will MAKE anything work. From this we can assume he could possibly become an engineer like the previous baby, except he won't be as perfectionistic nor as critical of effeciency. Careers he may pursure could be a mechanic, a warehouse manager, a carpenter, and perhaps even a stunt devil.

 The last baby we observe is any controlling teacher's nightmare. He is what is known as a free thinker. If he can obviously figure out what you're telling him he should be doing is something he doesn't like or he knows it's not advancing him in any way possible he will make it clear - so clear he may try to take over your authority and deem himself more powerful. We can assume from this behavior that he will probably succeed in just about anything he wants to because he's thinking for himself. That doesn't mean he's stupid and jumps into things, not at all. The free thinker will probably seek out anything that he finds interesting and master what he likes best.

In conclusion, the mentality of figuring out what somebody should go into before they know what they even like thwarts any form of creativity. Many of the best inventions and richest people in the world never finished high school, yet they still managed to succeed. It's a shame I'm not one of those people. :[

If you're from Germany and can verify or disprove what I was told, by all means do. :)

Sunday, August 15, 2010


I will be entirely honest with anybody reading this. Honest enough to admit that I have never even created a blog before. Somehow an online journal(which I've had) doesn't seem to register in my feeble mind as blogging in my opinion. But what do I know? Anyhow, I will be planning to post comics and, I'm hoping, to amuse whoever happens to stumble upon this place.

What is panda advantage? It's the title for this site. Oh, you mean you want to know WHY it's the title of this site? Very simple. A long while back a friend of mine and myself were talking about what to do if you happened to find yourself in a situation where using brutal force to fight somebody off was needed. So I thought to myself, "You know, people tend to get black eyes in fights, but pandas already have them. Wouldn't that be in an advantage?" It just seemed like an absolutely brilliant and cosmetic upper hand to the aftermath of such an occurrence. I had to make a comic.

Awwww yeah, it'd be like having bragging rights saying I've never had a black eye in a fight because I'm already wearing them. Almost the same amount of bragging rights Rocky Balboa had by saying he had never broken his nose in any fight. He broke his nose later on in the sequals, I believe, maybe.

So, there you have it. More to posted later on.