Suggestive Sales

I had this question on application I was filling out and I contorted the meaning of suggestive which resulted in this comic. The way all these companies make you fill out applications online is so impersonal anymore and then when you make it to an interview they ask the same questions instead of trying to figure out if you're capable of working. At the last interview I had they asked me to describe myself with three words. What am I supposed to say to that? Valiant, charming, and strong? Or perhaps sarcastic, cynical, and demeaning would be a good one. For those wondering, I said I was determined, polite, and focused. No, I didn't get the job.